DKC Kareoke

[Dr Teeths Girl]

Yeah, um... I have no clue why I'm posting this here. Just needed to post it somewhere I guess. Well, that'd be reasonible. Anyway, just follow these little directions. It may be hard for you to do so but please--trust me!

DTOTF: Hi! Welcome to a story we have no clue as to why we're writing! We own nothing! Not even the songs we use!

BLA: Remember what we've told you in past stories. They are all humans, Cranky and Wrinkly's bodies are built and toned of that of a 21/20 year old, Cranky has hair and no beard or cane(s), Wrinkly's hair is thicker and longer than it is in the DKC games, and the two are repectively seven and eight inches shorter than what DK was in the DKC cartoon.

SxRF: Cranky and Wrinkly's voices aren't like they are in the DKC games and TV show. Cranky's voice is actually similar to Kakashi Hatake's from Naruto and Wrinkly sounds kinda like Tsunade from the same anime.

MoK: And the only time Cranky and Wrinkly have the postures they do in the games is when they are slouching.

DTOTF: Cranky wears slacks and a short-sleeved black polo shirt and also still wears a button-up vest and Wrinkly wears blue slacks and a blue polo shirt.

BLA: Oh and whenever the two are singing, Cranky sounds like Dr. Teeth (*evil laughter*) and Wrinkly's singing depends on the song.

Everyone else but DTOTF/SxRF/MoK: ...What?

BLA: Never mind. Still. Remember what we've said.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

DTOTF: Hello! Welcome to DKC Kareoke!

DKC cast: (sarcastically)Yay.

DTOTF: (tosses them death glare)

DKC cast: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

DTOTF: That's what I thought. Anyways, our first person is Cranky.

<Everyone stares at him.>

Cranky(surprisingly wearing a trenchcoat): I'm not doin' this by choice you know.

<Slow applause.>

Cranky: GRAHHHG!!!!

<He takes the microphone violently.>

DTOTF: So, Cra-kun, what will you be singing for us today?

<Cranky whispers the name of the song.>

DTOTF: What was that?

<Cranky whispers the name of the song a little louder.>

Wrinkly: (grinning)For God's sake, boy! Just tell them!

Cranky: (shouting)YOU CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER FROM THE MOVIE THE MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Silence.>

DTOTF: Cranky, I... didn't know that you actually liked Dr. Teeth And The Electric Mayhem or The Muppets.

Cranky: I don't. Wrinkly's making me sing it and she's the Electric Mayhem fan.

Wrinkly(also surprisingly dressed in an overcoat): Oh really?

<She walks up to him and unbuttons his coat. He is wearing a black shirt labeled 'Electric Mayhem fan' that has the Electric Mayhem insignia on it.>

<Surprised gasps.>

Cranky: (angered, his face red)YES, I AM AN ELECTRIC MAYHEM FAN AND MY FAVORITE IS ZOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone else but Wrinkly: Um... No.

Cranky: GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<He turns to DTOTF.>

Cranky: Now start the song, dingbat, or my Electric-Mayhem-fan backside is leavin'!

<DTOTF starts the song. Cranky, his eyes closing angerly, clutches the microphone out of anger.>

You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! No, no, no

Whenever there's a dream worth a-dreaming And you wanna see that dream come true There'll be plenty people talking "Forget all about it" Say "it isn't worth the trouble-- All the trouble that you're going through!" Well, what can you do?

You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! No, no, no

You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! No, no, no.

No no no no no no no no no No no no no no no no no no

Whatcha gonna do when the dimes get tough and the world's treating you unkind? You gotta hang on to your optimistic outlook And keep possession of your positive state-of-mind

You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! You can't take no for an answer! No, no, no

No no no (No 9x) No no no (No 9x) No no no (No 9x) No no no!

<Angry, Cranky shoves the microphone up against DTOTF's chest as he storms off-stage to chid his wife.>

Karate: Cranky, are you really an Electric Mayhem fan?

Cranky: If I say yes, will you drop the subject?

Karate: Hai(Yes).

Cranky: Then yeah.

DTOTF: OK, um, Wrinkly, what're you gonna sing?

<Wrinkly tears open her trenchcoat to reveal she's wearing a white shirt labeled 'Back Off Dr. Teeth Is MINE!' and also has a picture of said Muppet on the chest.>

Wrinkly: Isn't it obvious?

DTOTF: Well... The only song that was a solo for Dr. Teeth was the one Cranky just sang. Trust me. I went through all of www.whysanity.com/muppets in order to find a solo Dr. Teeth song.

<Silence.>

Wrinkly: Geek.

[Countess Grei]

So um... Here's chp. 2.

DTOTF: I only own Annimilla, Tommy, and Sero. Katakana Kong, who so gracefully gave me permission to use one of her characters, owns Kimi. Darelle, who did the same as Katakana Kong, owns B-go and Chaos. Thanks to all of you who reviewed!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

DTOTF: OK, Karate, you're up.

Karate: Cool.

Sero: Who says 'cool' anymore?

Cranky: People in this ghetto, demented story.

Karate: Shut up.

-He takes the mic and goes on stage.-

I didn't hear what you were saying
I live on raw emotion, baby
I answer questions, never maybe
And I'm not kind if you betray me
So who the hell are you to save me?
I never would've made it, baby

If you needed love, well then ask for love
Could've given love, now I'm taking love
And it's not my fault, cause you both deserve
What's coming now, so don't say a word

Wake up call, caught you in the morning
With another one in my bed
Don't you care about me anymore?
Don't you care about me? I don't think so
Six foot tall, came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore
Come around here, I don't think so

I would've bled to make you happy
You didn't need to treat me that way
And now you've beat me at my own, game
And now I found you sleeping sound
And now your love is screaming loudly
I hear a sound and hit the ground

If you needed love, well then ask for love
Could've given love, now I'm taking love
And it's not my fault, cause you both deserve
What's coming now, so don't say a word

Wake up call, caught you in the morning
With another one in my bed
Don't you care about me anymore?
Don't you care about me? I don't think so
Six foot tall, came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore
Come around here, I don't feel so bad
I don't feel so bad
I don't feel so bad

I'm so sorry, darling
Did I do the wrong thing?
Oh, what was I thinking?
Is his heart still beating?

Wake up call, caught you in the morning
With another one in my bed
Don't you care about me anymore?
Don't you care about me? I don't think so
Six foot tall, came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore
Come around here, I don't feel so bad

Wake up call, caught you in the morning
With another one in my bed
Don't you care about me anymore?
Don't you care about me? I don't think so
Six foot tall, came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead
He won't come around here anymore
No, he won't come around here
I don't feel so bad
Don't feel so bad
Don't feel so bad

DTOTF: (impressed)Wow. Maroon 5. Didn't know you had it in ya.

-Karate gives her the finger.-

DTOTF: OK. Wrinkly, you're up.

Wrinkly: Sure. Well, this is based off of a true story.

Cranky: Don't tell me it's Love Story by Taylor Swift!

Wrinkly: No!

Cranky: Then what?

-Wrinkly fidgets.-

Wrinkly: (whispering)Coward Of The County by Kenny Rogers.

-The four 'sisters' are blown back to their backsides.-

Four 'sisters': WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DTOTF: You mean somethin' like that happened in your life?!

Wrinkly: Yes. My brother Koru did die in prison. And I watch over Tommy for that reason. Now shut the crap up and just let me sing this!

Everyone considered him the coward of the county.

He never stood one single time to prove the county wrong.

His mama named him Tommy but the folks just called him Yellow.

Somethin' always told me that they were readin' Tommy wrong.

He was only ten years old when his daddy died in prison.

I looked after Tommy cuz he was my brother's son.

I still recall the final words my brother said to Tommy.

"Son my life is over. But yours has just begun."

"Promise me son not to do the things I've done.

Walk away from trouble if you can.

It won't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek.

I hope you're old enough to understand.

Son you don't have to fight to be a man."

There's someone for everyone and Tommy's love was Becky.

In her arms he didn't have to prove he was a man.

One day while he was workin', the Gatlin boys came comin'.

They took turns with Becky--and there were three of them.

Tommy opened up the door and saw his Becky cryin'.

The torn dress and the shattered look was more than he could stand.

He reached above the fireplace and took down his daddy's picture.

As his tears fell on his daddy's face, he heard these words again.

Promise me son not to do the things I've done.

Walk away from trouble if you can.

It won't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek.

I hope you're old enough to understand.

Son you don't have to fight to be a man.

The Gatlin boys just laughed at him when he walked into the barroom.

One of them got up and met him half-way 'cross the floor.

When Tommy turned around they said, "Hey look ol' Yellow's leavin'."

And you could've heard a pen drop when Tommy stopped and locked the door.

Twenty years of crawlin' had bottled up inside him.

He wasn't holdin' nothin' back and he let them have it all.

When Tommy left the barroom, not a Gatlin boy was standin'.

He said, "This one's for Becky." as he watched the last one fall.

And I heard him say, "I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done.

I walk away from trouble when I can.

Now please don't think I'm weak.

I didn't turn the other cheek.

Papa, I sure hope you understand.

Sometimes you gotta fight when you're a man."

Everyone considered him the coward of the county.

DTOTF: (as Wrinkly turns off-stage with her face in her hands)Wrinkly, that was amazing! What was your brother in prison for, anyway?

Wrinkly: (wipes away a tear)Arson.

DTOTF: Ah. I feel so sorry for you.

Wrinkly: Bite me.