Hit By A Smooth Criminal

[Countess Grei]

Yeah, so... I was bored one day and was thinking of the Michael Jasckson song Smooth Criminal so this was what came as the result... It's a crossover with Sonic The Hedgehog because two of my characters from that series, who are twin foxes named Rihana and Ryver, are skilled assassins...

DTOTF: I only own Rihana, Ryver, and Koiyuki. Remember what the DKC characters look like in our fanfics.

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Why is the Earth here so dry?

Assassiness Rihana of the water... Assassin Ryver of the water...

Come hither

A pair of hedgehog twins, the girl blue and the boy a lighter blue, appeared infront of the wind spirit.

"What is it, master?" the eldest, Rihana, asked.

There is a man on the Kongo island. He is the patriarch.

"And his name?" the youngest, Ryver, said.

The wind spirit only smiled.

Kongo Bongo

"So what's on the agenda for today, m'lord?" The Torikage looked up and sighed.

"The usual, Koiyuki," he said. Koiyuki Totsukio nodded.

"Alright, sir."

He walked out only to come back in after a slight thudding noise.

"M-my lord?" he stuttered. He walked in and didn't see the Torikage at his desk. He cautiously walked around to where Cranky usually was and let out a most un-manly screech, running out the door.

[Countess Grei]

So... Here's chp. 2.

DTOTF: We only own Tommy, Koru, Emily, Ryver, and Rihana.

BLA: We do not own Sonic The Hedgehog, DKC, or the song If You Were Gay.

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Chp. 1-What The Freak?

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"Wrinkly! Wrinkly!"

Wrinkly peeked over the top of the Me And My Brothers volume she was reading and let out a groan.

"Hi, Tommy," she said. Her nephew shook with panic.

"Wrinkly, it's about Cranky!" he yelled.

"Oh that's real interesting."

"Wrinkly you don't understand!"

"So, uh... why are you telling me this?" Tommy was surprised at his aunt's actions. "Do I care? I don't care. So what did you do today?"

"Wrinkly, you are not listening to--"

"I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE!!!!!!" Wrinkly snapped. "Why should I care about some gay guy you met, OK? I am just trying to read my book."

"Grah..." Tommy growled. An idea then popped into his mind. "Well, OK. But just so you know..." He then went into that whole If You Were Gay song until something clicked in Wrinkly's mind.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!" she screamed, grabbing Tommy's shoulders and shaking him. "CRANKY HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED?!?!?!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME INSTEAD OF MAKING US GO THROUGH THAT WHOLE CURSED IF YOU WERE GAY SONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"I tried and then you just started saying those lines!" Tommy insisted. "I thought that if I started singing it, you'd snap out of whatever the bloody freak you were doing!"

Later

"This is an outrage!" an islander cried out.

The entire Kong clan and also other families were gathered outside of the Torikage's office.

"s'Cuse me, s'cuse me," Wrinkly said, pushing through the crowd.

"Torakige-sama!" one of the medic ninjas said, making Wrinkly turn around.

"What?"

"I'm not trying to be rude or anything but... Where have you been?! We sent your brother's son to get you thirty minutes ago."

"We had a run-in with the song If You Were Gay," Tommy, whom Wrinkly was dragging on the ground, explained. As Wrinkly continued dragging him away, the others looked at each other.

"What the freak?" Tiny said.